Brennan's Turtle Second Line Rolls Tomorrow; St. Paddy's Best Booze Spots

QUARTER— Tomorrow, March 14, Ralph Brennan and the Brennan's team welcome back their courtyard turtles with the 'slowest second line on Earth' and a champagne reception open to the public. The turtles are named after the Mother Sauces (except the dude-turtle...he's named Cocktail), and their tiny floats are pretty awesome. Event starts at 10:30 a.m. [Eaterwire]

FAT CITY— This week The Times-Pic questions if the former Crazy Johnnie's space will become a sexually-themed restaurant called Wood Peckerz featuring male gogo dancers or if it's just a hoax. [NOLA.com]

MARIGNY— The Lost Love Lounge building is up for sale, but the bar ain't going nowhere thanks to dat seven-year lease, y'all. [Realtor.com]

NOLA— Here are 15 local Irish bars to help you ring in the St. Paddy's mayhem this weekend. [NOLA.com]

WAREHOUSE DISTRICT— Todd Price talks Emeril's at 25 years in this week, and this extremely hard Emeril's quiz will also prove just how little you actually know about the celebchef. [NOLA.com]