FRENCH QUARTER/CBD— If developers get their way, this 21-story $20 million hotel (above) will take over a Canal Street corner. Details.
GARDEN DISTRICT— The most expensive home on the market just slashed $1.5 million off its asking price but hey-yo, it's still the priciest manor on the market. Now going for $7,999,999, the mansion has a ballroom, elevator, pretty fancy pool, and a guest house.
CBD— Just in case the Pierre the Pelican mascot isn't embarrassing enough, The Pelicans will now be playing ball in um, the Smoothie King Center. Farewell, New Orleans Arena.
LOWER GARDEN DISTRICT— Not only does this RV-turned-party bus have a dancer pole, smoke machine, and flashing lights – for $95 a night the lucky renters get to sleep parked under the interstate.