The Blackened Out boys welcome Super Bowlers to town this week, and actually thank them, saying, "the citizens of this evolving plot of land are secretly happy you are here because you aren't an Atlanta fan. If Atlanta was coming to town, no amount of media patronizing could save Herr Roger from meeting Ronnie and Vinnie's pet alligator in a swamp just off Bourbon Street with a bunch of hams strapped to his pasty, dictatorial thighs."
Here are Blackened Out's dining recommendations for Niner and Ravens fans: Merchant, Cafe Du Monde, Stanley for breakfast. Herbsaint and Galatoire's for lunch. Snack time at Killer Po Boys, Luke, MiLa, and late dinner at Three Muses. Also, "Molly's at the Market, Pereistroika at Pravda, and Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop are wonderful places to drink in anonymity" for all you whales, celebs, and VIPs.