Saints and Sinners Long Way From Bringing Sexy Back

Yo Tatum Skinz, you know when you score a modeling gig, and you're like, "I ain't even 'bout to front. I spent the entire summer eating taquitos on my yacht and now I need lipo and 12 hours of pilates/day for two months to bring my sexy back"? Yeah, well that's the sort of shape Channing Tatum's Saints and Sinners is in right now.

It's scheduled for an October opening, and just look at the place. It's totally stripped, and everybody knows Saints and Sinners is a no stripping zone. Not even this video of sandblasting construction workers helps. C-Tates needs a sexy sumptuous montage.

Meanwhile on Twitter, Saints and Sinners reached out to "full time polyamorous love kitten"/burlesque dancer Bella Blue asking, "How do we go about submitting acts to be considered for burlesque entertainment?" Her reply: "contact Trixie Minx." Is this a sign of opening night festivities featuring the premier burlesque dancers of New Orleans?

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