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BREASTAURANTS? Texas-based breastaurant chain Twin Peaks has inked a pair of deals to open 7 new locations in Louisiana, including 5 in the New Orleans area. The chain, with scantily-clad all-female waitstaffs, will delight the Girls Gone Wild crowd and Bourbon Street bros, and probably nobody else. [DBJ]
CRAFT BOOZE?Baton Rouge brewing company Tin Roof is coming out with its first seasonal brew, a Watermelon Wheat that'll be available in the next couple of weeks. Jay Ducote also reports that the brewery is expanding their canned beer selection, with cans of their LSU-inspired Blonde ale hitting Baton Rouge shelves tomorrow, coming to the New Orleans area sometime in May. [Bite and Booze]