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Ward Off the Drunk Santas With Eater's Window Signs

This Saturday, December 15, is SantaCon, yes the yearly yuletide gathering that gives local drunkards an excuse to dress like Papa Noel and scream HO at the top of their lungs. As the barrage of pervy santas and sexy nurse elves bombard the French Quarter, you too can combat the insanity with these downloadable window signs courtesy of Eater New York, which guarantee all the North Pole wastoids will keep out of your business.

No Santas: Go Back to the North Pole
Drunk Santas Not Welcome
We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to Drunk Santas

Beware: The first stop is at The Old Absinthe House on Bourbon and Bienville at NOON and then the red blob of nog-soaked broken capillaries and shrimper boots will commence stumbling down Bourbon Street from there. Bonus Points if you spot a Santa sleeping on Esplanade by dark fall. Take a picture and send it to us, and we'll gladly post it on Monday.

· SantaCon [Official Website]