C-Tates a No-Show at Saints and Sinners' Public Opening

This is sad, but not totally shocking: C-Tates was not at the Grand Opening of Saints and Sinners this weekend. These ladies drove nine hours and drank a heart-attack-sized coffee just to see Tatum Skinz, but all they got was some party beast/Ron Perlman (AGAIN) and a mustachioed James Franco, who probably had to cut his own arm off to escape all the gitty gitty girls grabbing at him.

Trixie Minx was on hand for Friday night, as expected. No word on if there were any male strippers. But, C-Tates, why? Why you stood us up, dawg?

· Channing Tatum's Saints and Sinners [Official Website]
· All Tatum-Mania [-ENOLA-]