Page Six made all the ladies do a little "don't stop gitty gitty" dance this morning by telling gossip-lovers everywhere that "Channing Tatum is opening his 'Magic Mike'-themed bar, Saints and Sinners, on New Orleans' famed Bourbon Street this weekend." C-Tates ain't even about to dance to this Oh Hells No remix. First of all, there are no male strippers at this sexy sumptuous establishment, none (but maybe having Dix Stix on the menu isn't helping). Second, the restaurant is still undergoing full body lipo and needs to look good in that red snakeskinz before it can party.
Saints and Sinners immediately released a statement on Facebook, saying "we have been getting alot of emails, It IS NOT our grand opening this weekend. It will be announced when we decide to have it," and that C-Tates plans to have a week or 2 of soft opening to make sure the tortilla bowls are wicked fresh as promised. Rumors about Saturday's grand opening were already spread to the air waves? a commenter said, "Kidd Kraddick announced it this morning on his radio show."? when, mysteriously, the entire Facebook post and comments disappeared. You triflin', Tatum Skinz.
Page Six also says that Saints and Sinners is "planning a wild show in keeping with the venue's name," but maybe the only wild show this weekend will be the onslaught of plastered women searching for topless Tatums on Bourbon.