Chef and ranter type Craig Gieseke on a diner's disgusting request: "When we were running the kitchen at The Avenue Pub... One particular couple wanted ranch dressing with their wings and asked us to heat up the dressing. A co-worker put a small container of ranch dressing in a microwave and let 'er rip and, I gotta tell you, the odor of this stuff as it heated up would have knocked a buzzard off a manure wagon at a thousand yards." [UptownMessenger]
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