New Breastaurant, Happy's, To Open In Early September

The Crescent City's newest boob-centric business isn't a second location for Big Daddy's, but rather our very own, locally owned (sort of) breastaurant, Happy's Irish Pub. According to WWL, the owners of Happy's hope to open by the first Saints game on September 8.

Based out of Baton Rouge, this will be the third Happy's location, their first outside of Red Stick. The location on Poydras, plus the well-earned reputation of breastaurants as man-caves emphasizing the holy trifecta of beer, boobs, and sports, mean Saints games should be particularly lucrative for the "Irish" pub and its saucy minxes.

Happy's slogan is that "Happy's girls make happy boys," which means the impending opening is great news for the this notoriously unhappy town. There is an end in sight to our malaise. Its name is Happy.

· New 'breast-aurant' coming to New Orleans [WWL]
· Happy's Irish Pub [Official Site]
· All Breastaurant Coverage on Eater National [-E-]